Steven Wright quote on playing poker…

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright  U.S. Comedian

Mark Twain quote on poker…

There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker… Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kindhearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a ‘flush’. It is enough to make one ashamed of one’s species. — Mark Twain U.S Author, Humorist, Satirist, Lecturer and writer