If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
Steven Wright — American Comedian
Welcome to Cool Quotes Famous Quotes February 25th.
Today is the late George Harrison’s Birthday. His crowning acheivement other than
being in the Beatles was creating the Concert for Bangladesh.
Here is a quote by the late Jack Benny…
” I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that either.”
A famous quote by Jack Benny
“Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.” - Bob Hope
A man’s only as old as the woman he feels.
Groucho Marx US Comedian, Actor and TV show host.
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
Steven Wright
US comedian and actor (1955 - )
“Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.”
Sam Levenson
With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me.
– Rodney Dangerfield
[talking about his body hair]
I’ve actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages: “I’m in here when you’re walking around like that???”
Robin Williams US Comedic Actor
“Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.”
Kermit The Frog
Sesame Street Character
“In my sentences I go where no man has gone before.”
George W. Bush President of the United States.
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