Stupid Celebrity Quotes…

You will get a laugh out of these! He he!

 

Jessica Simpson - “Is this chicken what I have, or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says Chicken, by the Sea”
Tara Reid - “I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist”
Paris - “What’s Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?”
Kimberly Stewart - (on Jennifer Aniston) “I like her cuz she’s like, homely. She must have something else going on cuz it’s not like she’s gorgeous or anything.”
Alicia Silverstone - “I think that the film “Clueless” was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.”

Steven Wright quote on cats and buttered toast…

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Steven Wright — American Comedian

Cool quotes Famous Quotes February 25th

Welcome to Cool Quotes Famous Quotes February 25th.

Today is the late George Harrison’s Birthday. His crowning acheivement other than

being in the Beatles was creating the Concert for Bangladesh.

Here is a quote by the late Jack Benny…

” I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that either.”
A famous quote by Jack Benny

Bob Hope quote on middle age.

“Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.” - Bob Hope

Groucho Marx quote on how old a man feels…

A man’s only as old as the woman he feels.

Groucho Marx US Comedian, Actor and TV show host.

Funny Carl Zwanzig quote

“Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together….”

Carl Zwanzig.

Funny Groucho Marx quote about a successful screenwriter.

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.
Author: Groucho Marx

Funny movie quote #2 from “Airplane!”

Ted: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We’re bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We’re coming in from the north, below their radar.
Elaine: When will you be back?
Ted: I can’t tell you that. It’s classified.

Japanese proverb about Jack and Jill.

A good Jack makes a good Jill.
Source: (Japanese)

Bob Hope quote on middle age.

“Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.” - Bob Hope