Groucho Marx quote on how old a man feels…

6 08 2007

A man’s only as old as the woman he feels.

Groucho Marx US Comedian, Actor and TV show host.





Funny Carl Zwanzig quote

24 10 2006

“Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together….”

Carl Zwanzig.





Humphrey Bogart quote on manners.

28 09 2006

I don’t mind if you don’t like my manners. I don’t like them myself. They’re pretty bad. I grieve over them on long winter evenings.
Author: Humphrey Bogart





Funny Groucho Marx quote about a successful screenwriter.

28 09 2006

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.
Author: Groucho Marx





Funny movie quote #2 from “Airplane!”

25 09 2006

Ted: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We’re bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We’re coming in from the north, below their radar.
Elaine: When will you be back?
Ted: I can’t tell you that. It’s classified.





Japanese proverb about Jack and Jill.

19 09 2006

A good Jack makes a good Jill.
Source: (Japanese)





Bob Hope quote on middle age.

19 09 2006

“Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.” - Bob Hope





Famous quote from “Back to the Future”

19 09 2006

Marty McFly: Wait a minute, Doc, are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me?
Dr. Emmet Brown: Precisely.
Marty McFly: Wow, this is heavy.
Dr. Emmet Brown: There’s that word again, “heavy.” Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth’s gravitational pull?





Dean Martin quote on drinking.

18 09 2006

“If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.”

Dean Martin





Funny “Doctor Strangelove” film quote.

14 09 2006

Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room!

From “Doctor Strangelove” 1964