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Mark Twain quote on bankers…

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
Mark Twain
US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit (1835 – 1910)

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Yogi Berra quote on Deja Vu…

” It’s deja vu all over again.”
Yogi Berra — Famous Baseball Player

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Bill Cosby quote on a word to the wise…

A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby Famous actor, comedian.

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David Brent quote on winners and quitters….

Quitters never win, winners never quit. But those who never win and never quit are idiots.

David Brent Lead Character of Britain’s version of “The Office.” Written by Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant.

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Funny quote by Price Cobb…

Some days you’re a bug, some days you’re a windshield.

Price Cobb — American Race Car Driver (1954- )

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Funny Maryon Pearson quote…

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

Maryon Pearson – Wife of Lester Bowles Pearson – 14th Prime Minister of Canada

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Stupid Celebrity Quotes…

You will get a laugh out of these! He he!

 

Jessica Simpson – “Is this chicken what I have, or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says Chicken, by the Sea”
Tara Reid – “I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist”
Paris – “What’s Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?”
Kimberly Stewart – (on Jennifer Aniston) “I like her cuz she’s like, homely. She must have something else going on cuz it’s not like she’s gorgeous or anything.”
Alicia Silverstone – “I think that the film “Clueless” was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.”

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