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Mark Twain quote about always doing right…

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
Mark Twain
US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit (1835 – 1910)

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Funny quote by Price Cobb…

Some days you’re a bug, some days you’re a windshield.

Price Cobb — American Race Car Driver (1954- )

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Groucho Marx quote on how old a man feels…

A man’s only as old as the woman he feels.

Groucho Marx US Comedian, Actor and TV show host.

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Funny Carl Zwanzig quote

“Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together….”

Carl Zwanzig.

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Humphrey Bogart quote on manners.

I don’t mind if you don’t like my manners. I don’t like them myself. They’re pretty bad. I grieve over them on long winter evenings.
Author: Humphrey Bogart

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Funny Groucho Marx quote about a successful screenwriter.

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.
Author: Groucho Marx

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Funny movie quote #2 from “Airplane!”

Ted: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We’re bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We’re coming in from the north, below their radar.
Elaine: When will you be back?
Ted: I can’t tell you that. It’s classified.

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