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Mark Twain quote about always doing right…

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
Mark Twain
US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit (1835 – 1910)

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Steven Wright quote on cats and buttered toast…

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Steven Wright — American Comedian

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Funny Carl Zwanzig quote

“Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together….”

Carl Zwanzig.

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Funny Groucho Marx quote about a successful screenwriter.

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.
Author: Groucho Marx

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Funny movie quote #2 from “Airplane!”

Ted: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We’re bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We’re coming in from the north, below their radar.
Elaine: When will you be back?
Ted: I can’t tell you that. It’s classified.

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Japanese proverb about Jack and Jill.

A good Jack makes a good Jill.
Source: (Japanese)

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Bob Hope quote on middle age.

“Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.” – Bob Hope

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