A. Whitney Brown quote on history…

The past is actually what happened but history is only what someone wrote down.

 

A. Whitney Brown — Emmy award winning writer and comedian. (1952- ) U. S. Citizen

Steven Wright quote on cats and buttered toast…

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Steven Wright — American Comedian